Limon Ivy is very proud to offer MONA, one of its most popular, well-designed, multi-functional and beautiful erotic massagers, for Valentine’s Day 2010.

Available in heart-pounding red and packaged in an elegant box, Mona already sports that Valentines gift look. Plus Mona’s graceful curves and futuristic design almost make her seem like an objet d’art from a high-end gallery. But there is much more to Mona than just her looks… and once a Lelo gift is given, celebrating Valentine’s Day will never be the same again.

Taking inspiration from the fashion and beauty industries, Lelo’s avant-garde approach and affordable mid-to-premium price range continues to attract those with a strong sexual integrity and keen eye for design. By combining the look, feel and function of our pleasure objects with sensual purpose, Lelo products reign as the most desirable accessories for individuals and couples alike.

  MIA is the most desirable travelling companion – stylish yet unassuming, her attractive ‘lipstick-like’ appearance mean this fashionable and discreet pleasure object can be taken almost anywhere, and enjoyed at any time. She can be recharged via USB for added convenience and is the perfect gift for individuals and couples who are new to the vibe, or for those who revel in responding to that immediate impulse, whenever the moment feels right. 

The NEA is a beautiful combination of form and function. Lelo, A Sweedish company based in Stockholm, says it best, “We blend fashion, femininity, engineering and design to create objects not just functional, but seductive in their own right. Lust objectified to inspire a positive and confident sexuality.”

Lelo’s Nea packaging is beautiful, simple and familiar. When you first look at NEA’s box, you think that it could hide an expensive watch or jewelry. Once opened, you see the NEA, instructions, charger and a satin storage bag.

Lelo’s NEA was a top-seller in 2009 and NEA may play the same influential role in the  toy market, that iPhone established in cell phones.

In our anniversary month, we love to introduce our customers to something extra special and we really do think we have discovered the best in our Lelo range.  Not only are they rechageable but so beautifully gift boxed and presented, you wont want to wait until Valantines Day! 

Amy Winehouse’s taxi driving dad Mitch has made the startling revelation that not only has his singer daughter met Alex Reid, but they talked about what was the best sexy lingerie to buy.

Talking on his new chat show on Liv, Living TV’s online telly channel, he said that Amy and cross-dressing cagefighter Alex – or perhaps it was his female alter-ego Roxanne – talked pants in London’s Selfridges the other day.

Mitch made the revelation after saying how disappointed he was that Katie Price had quit I’m A Celebrity.

In his ‘Showbiz Rant’ section of his show, he said: “I got the right hump today; Jordan’s out of the jungle. And as for her dumping Alex live on TV, I will be sad to see the back of him because his choice in underwear is absolutely superb.

In fact we went underwear shopping the other day, Amy and I were in Selfridges and he was in there, Amy and Alex were swapping lingerie tips.”

Was he looking for a nice outfit to take to Australia to propose to Katie in perhaps?

LUCKY Brit blokes are in for a cracker of a Christmas with a feast of sexy stocking frillers to unwrap.

Women across the country are already snapping up bagloads of lovely lingerie as special presents to give their fellas a festive treat.

Retailers have reported a 16% rise in luxury lingerie sales since last year.

 High Street experts say that Brits, hit by the economic slump, are looking for “pleasure” at home this Christmas.

 And they believe that is what is driving demand for naughty undies.

 One expert said: “Sexy lingerie is definitely a way of making your cash go further.

 “It really is the gift that keeps on giving over and over again.”

 Helen Attwood, head buyer for lingerie at Selfridges, said yesterday that women were looking to add a “touch of spice” to their lives.

 And she also explained: “The trend for underwear worn as outerwear is more popular than ever

 Remember to check out our delivery dates for Christmas – last orders Dec 2oth Limon Ivy Lingerie

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Confetti Basque shown at Limon Ivy

For those women with serious  bra issues and can’t be bothered with a different strap arrangement for every occasion, plastic surgery now has the answer.

Israeli plastic surgeon Eyal Gur has invented the Cup & Up bra and there’s no straps to be worried with… on the outside at least.

In fact, the invention is an alternative to breast implants and promises perky breasts for years without any of the drawbacks of implants.

The first guinea pig has already had her internal bra fitted and surgeons say it was a huge success.Avi Cohen, managing director of Orbix Medical, the company helping to develop the bra, told the Daily Mail: “The operation went really well and the woman, who is in her 30s, has made a good recovery.

“The bra has given her the lift she wanted. Her breasts look natural and she is happy with the result. The surgeons have done a fantastic job.”

The Cup & Up involves a kind of internal silicon bra. The ‘straps’ are attached to the ribs with titanium screws, stitched to silicon ‘cups’ and then it’s all tightened into place.

As gruesome and unpleasant as that sounds, those of you in need of a lift can be in and out of hospital in a morning as the keyhole operation takes just 40 minutes.

Mr Cohen believes the internal bra will become widely available throughout Europe within the next 18 months.

“We have enough women volunteers in the trial and we will be doing our second patient just before Christmas.

“In a year’s time we will have enough evidence that it works. Then we will be able to get the green light from the European medical licensing authorities.”

Ouch! We prefer our wonderful bra range at Limon Ivy!

Whilst the rest of the I’m A Celebrity camp mates in Exile are happy to talk to each other,  fellow celebrity Kim has found a host of other objects to talk to.

Lucy commented that Kim, “witters to herself” whilst Gino said: “She has a conversation with her bra for ten minutes. I never knew anyone who can talk with their bra.”

George makes his camp mates laugh with his impression of Kim and Gino continued: “I could never see myself having a ten minute conversation with my pants or socks.”

Kim though admits that she has to wear ‘industrial-size bras’ to keep her bust in place.

The 67-year-old has become an unexpected sex symbol after going topless to wash on the reality show – even overshadowing Katie Price who has now left the jungle.

Prior to entering the jungle, Kim  wasn’t keen to draw attention to her assets. She nearly died of embarrassment when fans spotted her bra shopping.

‘I usually like meeting fans, but not when I’m buying industrial-size bras. I’ve got a big bust and I was buying three whacking great bras when the couple in their 50s recognised me and kept saying: “Look, it’s Kim from the TV,”‘ she recalls.

Oh luvvy, maybe you should buy your bras online at Limon Ivy Lingerie

Its coming up to party time and as a result we are introducing our gorgeous silk Hestia Bra and Thong.

Masquerade Hestia Black Strapless Bra with detatchable straps, is a classic luxury silk range which feature guipure embroidery trim with delicate organza and pearl bows. Available in D-G cup.

The luxurious Masquerade collection continues to offer continental inspired lingerie for D-G cup sized women.

Masquerade is uniquely designed to offer unrivalled fit supplemented with gorgeous shapes and prints. 

The hugely popular Hestia range continues into 2010, offering an exquisite bridal story in classic ivory or a sexy alternative in black. The range features guipure embroidery trim with delicate organza and pearl bows.

Ladies, start with your lingerie and work your dress around it  – feel sexy this Christmas with Limon Ivy Lingerie

Hestia by Masquerade available in D-G cup

If you want to carry on working for us you can leave your push ups and underwired bras at home! 

That was the ultimatum posed to the female employees of leading jewellery retailer Browns The Diamond Store,  after an employee was caught  trying to smuggle out gold stuffed inside a cooked chicken.

The employee was caught, but as a result massive security measures have been put in place.  One of these being that  female employees, as part of company policy are allowed to wear only sports bras and not underwire underwear.

Does the boss do a bra check at the door as the ladies arrive in a morning?   Go on ladies, have a  ‘bras off Friday’ – go native just for a day, it’s fun!

Katie Price model and businesswoman entered the Australian jungle in an animal print swimsuit and wasted no time putting her surgically enhanced assets on show in a water-based challenge.

However the 31-year-old faces some stiff competition in the form of busty Kim Woodburn, 67, who has already drawn attention to her naturally large chest on several occasions.

The How Clean Is Your House? star proved she was no shrinking violet as she stripped naked and scrubbed down in the river following her bushtucker trial.

She also berated host Dec following the challenge, which saw her win all 11 stars after being submerged underwater in a tank full of bugs, telling him to stop ogling her bosoms.

I wonder if poor George Hamilton can help but look, as he is surrounded not only with big personalities – but big boobs too.

Kim you are wonderful and so entertaining and long may you stay in the jungle!

Oh dear he just isn’t having much lady luck.  Lembit Opik is once again single and who knows where he will strike again.  Britain’s most eligible bachelor is indeed back on the market and looking for love.

The Lib Dem MP, who has dated a string of  glamorous women including weathergirl Sian Lloyd and a Cheeky Girl, has split up with his latest flame – lingerie model Katie Green.

He and Katie, who at 22 was half his age, were claimed to have met at a cocktail party and gone on to enjoy a string of intimate dates.

They were even pictured together at condom maker Durex’s 80th birthday party, jointly clutching a goodie bag.

It saddens us to think that the contents may still be sitting unused on his bedside table.

Who should Lembit date next?  Let us know…